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Boy : Do u love me? Girl : yes Boy starts running Girl asks : Where r u going? Boy : Im going to update my relationship status on facebook

Do u know Full form of DAIRYMILK? "Darling always I remember you, Meet immediately for a lovely kiss". That's why boys alwys gift DAIRYmilk N girls acept it..

sleep is language of rest. sleep is way to relax sleep is to visulise dream sleep improve ability so have nice sleep.

Kanjibhai is talking to the family doctor. "Doc, I think my wife Rupaben going deaf." The doctor answers, "Well, here's something you can try on her to test her hearing. Stand some distance away from her and ask her a question. If she doesn't answer, move a little closer and ask again. Keep repeating this until she answers. Then you'll be able to tell just how hard of hearing she really is." Kanjibhai goes home and tries it out. He walks in the door and says, "Muna ni Ba , what's for dinner?" He doesn't hear an answer, so he moves closer to her. "Eh are you listening , what's for dinner?" Still no answer. He repeats this several times, until he's standing just a few feet away from her. Finally,Rupaben answers, "For the eleventh time, I said we're having THEPLA!"

Majburi kya thi batayi to hoti, Judai ki wajah to batai hoti, Apni jaan bhi tohfe me dedete unhe, Meri maut ki khwaish kabhi jatai to hoti...

Wo pass hi na aaye to izhaar kya karte Khud bane nishana to shikar kya karte Marne par bhi khuli rahe humari aankhien Isse jyada kisi ka intezaar kya karte

Dard hain dil Me per uska ehssas nahi hota , rota hain dil jab woh pass nahi hota barbad ho gaye ham unki mohabbat main, aur woh kahte hain is tarha pyar nahi hota…

Apni to mohabbat ki itni kahani hai, Tooti hui kashti or thera hua pani hai, Ek phool kitabon may dam tor chuka hai, Magar kuch yaad nahi aata yeh kis ki nishani hai…

Na Tang Karo, Hum Sataye Hue He, Mohabbat Ka Gum Dil Pe Uthaye Hue He, Khilona Samaz Kar Humse Na Khelo, Hum B Usi Khuda K Banaye Hue He.

Har taraf padhai ka saya hai Kitabo main sukh kisne paya hai Ladke to jate hai tution ladkiyan dekhne Aur sir kehte hai dekho itni barsat mai ladka padhne aya hai

Dostur-e-wafa hum is tarah nibhayenge.... Tum roz khafa hona,hum roz manayenge.... Tere pyaar ka sila agar mila to.... Hum paththar mein bhi phool khilayenge..!! Agar mohabbat ka jaam piya na hota.... To shayad aaj main SHAYARI na likhta....

jinke talaash me kadam khud nikalgaye, jainki yadon me ye arman pigalgaye, dhundta tha jinko srae jahan me, palke bandh ki tho wo dil me hi milgaye...

First line to write in exams: “All the answers written below are imaginary and work of my creative mind. Any resemblence to text book is unintentional and purely accidental”

Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is liver & wife is kidney. If liver fails, kidney fails. If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.

Why not spice up your relationship and get multilingual? Below are instructions on how to say 'I love you' in 40 obscure tongues.  Just tap them into an SMS and let Cupid's arrow fly!  (Source:   Schott's Original Miscellany , Ben Schott, Bloomsbury 2002)  ☻ Afrikaans Ek het jou lief ☻ Arabic Ohne-buk ☻ Burmese Nin ko nga chitde; Chit pa de ☻ Cantonese Ngor   oi ley ☻ Catalan T'estimo ☻ Chewa Noi makokonda ☻ Dutch Ik hou van je ☻ Esperanto Mi amas vin ☻ Finnish Minä rakastan sinua ☻ French Je t'aime ☻ Gaelic Tha gradh agam ort ☻ German Ich liebe dich ☻ Ancient Greek Se erotao ☻ Gujarati Maney tamari satey pyar che ☻ Hawaiian Aloha I'a au oe; Aloha au la o'e ☻ Hebrew Ani ohev otach ☻ Hindi Mai tumaha pyar karta hu ☻ Italian Ti amo ☻ Japanese Aishite imasu ☻ Kurdish Khoshim awée ☻ Latin Te amo ☻ Lithuanian As tave myliu ☻ Persian/Farsi Mahn dousett dasam; Ushegheh-tam ☻ Polish Kocham ☻ Portugese Eu te amo ☻ Romanian Te iubesc...

'BLAME ME NOT, DEAR....' Hello O it is you, dearest,   I know the world is bad I know you are alone I know the weather makes you sad   I know you expected me to phone. I know the maid has not come again I know the grocer overcharged Oh that headache again I know the man just barged   Into our flat last night   I know that the taps have gone dry   I know that you want to cry,   I know you love me a lot I know, I know it, sweetheart, If there is anything other than this to say   Say it, otherwise put down the receiver, pray,   I am sorry to deny you even this little comfort or fun   But dearest Suman, Blame me not for this, Blame Jagmoham.  

Banta was in the army. During the war with Pakistan, Banta used his intelligence to kill many Pakistani soldiers. He would hide behind the bushes and shout Pakistani names like - Shariq Khan etc. and the soldier named Shariq Khan would get up to say "I am here !" Then Banta would shoot him down. This went on till Banta almost wiped out all the soldiers single handedly!Suddenly the Pakistani commander realized that Banta was killing all his soldiers by fooling them. So he decides to use Banta`s own method to kill him and starts calling him names like Banta etc. Banta realizing that the Pakistani was using his trick, suddenly says "Who called me?" and the Commander gets up to say "I called you." Banta shoots him down!

Jisne humko chaha, use hum chah na sake, Jisko chaha usae hum pa na sake, Yeh samajh lo dil tutne ka khel hai, Kisi ka toda aur apna bacha na sake, Ek aur sher sunata hoon——- Manzilein bhi uski thi, raasta bhi uska tha; Ek hum hi akele thei, kafilaa bhi uska tha; saath chalne ki soch bhi uski thee, Fir raasta badalne ka faisla bhi uska tha; aaj akele hain…dil sawaal karta hai… Log to uske the, …kya khuda bhi uska tha????